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Para-Waiting World Champion T-Shirt – Funny Paragliding & Paramotor Gift
Para-Waiting World Champion T-Shirt – Funny Paragliding & Paramotor Gift
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Every pilot knows the struggle: the gear is ready, the view is perfect, but the windsock is dead. Celebrate the "other" half of the sport with our "Para-Waiting World Champion" T-shirt.
This humorous design features a skeleton pilot in full gear, wearing a "No Wind, No Fly" tee, sitting patiently by a sad, limp windsock. It’s the ultimate tribute to the patience required for paragliding, hang gliding, and paramotoring.
Whether you’re stuck on launch or heading to the landing field for a post-session drink, this t-shirt is a must-have for your flying kit. It also makes a hilarious gift for paragliding enthusiasts who have spent more time sitting in a camping chair than actually in the air.
• Unique Art: Original skeleton pilot illustration with vibrant colors.
• Pilot Humor: Relatable "Para-waiting" pun that every flyer understands.
• Great Fit: Comfortable for long days at the flight park or casual wear.
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Size Guide - T-Shirts
Size Guide - T-Shirts
Nobody likes a "technical fail" when it comes to sizing. The Bella + Canvas 3001 features a modern, retail fit that is designed to look as good in the pub as it does under a harness.
- True to Size: This shirt generally runs true to size for a standard athletic fit.
- The "Rest Day" Fit: If you prefer a loose, baggy feel for post-climb lounging or hiding a "post-send" pizza belly, we recommend sizing up one level.
- Pre-Shrunk Reliability: These tees are made from 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton and are pre-shrunk. While they won't turn into a doll's shirt after one wash, following our Cold Send care instructions will ensure the length stays exactly where you want it.
- Side-Seamed Construction: Unlike cheaper shirts that are just a tube of fabric, this tee is side-seamed to follow the natural shape of a human body—meaning it won't twist or lose its silhouette over time.
Quick Reference Size Chart:
Size: Chest - Length
XS: 16.5" - L27" | (42cm - L69 cm)
S: 18" - L28" | (46cm - L71 cm)
M: 20" - L29" | (51cm - L74 cm)
L: 22" - L30" | (56cm - L76 cm)
XL: 24" - L31" | (61cm - L79 cm)
2XL: 26" - L32" | (66cm - L81 cm)
When will I get my order?
When will I get my order?
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Note: This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Product Info
Product Info
Bella + Canvas 3001 Blank
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
EU Sales (GSPR)
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Knot Qualified and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer paroducts offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Knot Qualified, Unit 161472, PO Box 7169, Poole, BH15 9EL or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
🧗 How to Treat Your New Favorite Tee
🧗 How to Treat Your New Favorite Tee
Your Bella + Canvas 3001 is built for comfort and durability, but even the best gear needs a little TLC after a long day at the crag or the airfield. Follow these steps to keep the fit sharp and the graphics crisp:
- The "Cold Send" Only: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. High heat is for the approach, not your washing machine.
- Gentle Cycle: Treat it like a delicate traverse. Use the gentle cycle and avoid harsh detergents or bleach—your shirt (and the planet) will thank you.
- Avoid the "Suffer-Fest" Dryer: Tumble dry on low or, better yet, hang dry. High heat can shrink the shirt and "crack" your topo or graphic designs faster than an old cam.
- Ironing (If You Must): If you need to look sharp for a post-climb date, iron inside out on a low setting. Never iron directly over the print—unless you want your Matterhorn to actually look like it’s melting.
- Dry Cleaning? Don't: Just don’t. Spend that money on a new carabiner instead.
Why we recommend this:
The Bella + Canvas 3001 is made from premium Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, which is softer and more durable than standard cotton. By washing cold and avoiding high heat, you ensure the fabric stays soft and the "retail fit" doesn't turn into a "crop top" after the first wash.
