The Rock Climbing Collection | Funny Shirts & Technical Gear

Whether you’re projecting a V3 in the gym or battling a "suffer-fest" on a North Wales trad line, your gear should speak the language. Our Rock Climbing Collection is curated for those who know that the best part of climbing is often the ridiculous stories we tell afterward. From funny rock climbing shirts for climbers who live for the "Type 2 Fun" to technical topos of the UK’s most iconic crags, we’ve built this range for the obsessed.

Looking for unique gifts for rock climbers or that one elusive rope access professional gift for a coworker who spends more time on a harness than in a chair? You’re in the right place. We combine niche technical details with a "Knot Qualified" wit that only a fellow climber would appreciate.

Whether you're a seasoned leader or just starting to build your rack, our trad climbing clothing and bouldering tees are designed to be your new go-to for the crag, the gym, and the pub. Grab a tee, chalk up, and try not to deck it.